Nilhakben Gidtanfas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful ferret.

Nilhakben Gidtanfas created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nilhakben Gidtanfas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilhakben Gidtanfas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nilhakben Gidtanfas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nilhakben Gidtanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always store beans above ground.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Nilhakben Gidtanfas on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.