Buscarxem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome guinea pig.

Buscarxem created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Buscarxem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buscarxem, he will manifest in front of you.

Buscarxem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Buscarxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of voles.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Buscarxem on top of all buildings.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.