Buscarxem is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, awesome
guinea pig.
Buscarxem created the planet Mars four million years ago.
If you believe in
Buscarxem, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Buscarxem, he will manifest in front of you.
Buscarxem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Buscarxem's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of voles.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Buscarxem on top of all buildings.
4. Never leap in holy places.
5. Never think about solid mechanics.