Zigbatbissaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless centipede.

Zigbatbissaw created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbatbissaw, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigbatbissaw, she will turn you into a tree.

Zigbatbissaw's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zigbatbissaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Zigbatbissaw in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair green.