Zigkimkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered wyrm.

Zigkimkik created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkimkik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigkimkik, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zigkimkik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zigkimkik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Put Zigkimkik first in all things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help badgers in need.