Fitwanzag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest
meerkat.
Fitwanzag created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fitwanzag, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fitwanzag, it will manifest in front of you.
Fitwanzag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Fitwanzag's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always help foxes.
3. Never write about electromagnetism.
4. Never wear jumpers.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.