Cubladtal is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy hedgehog.

Cubladtal created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cubladtal, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cubladtal, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cubladtal's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cubladtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about monkeys.