Sinfothub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome capybara.

Sinfothub created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfothub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sinfothub, it will make you grow a tail.

Sinfothub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sinfothub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never wear green boots on sacred days.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.