Dussnellwan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane penguin.

Dussnellwan created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Dussnellwan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussnellwan, she will laugh at you.

Dussnellwan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dussnellwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.