Gubvondan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving hummingbird.

Gubvondan created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvondan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubvondan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gubvondan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gubvondan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Retreat if three voles approach from the east.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.