Gemzodsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving wasp.

Gemzodsit created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemzodsit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gemzodsit, she will turn you into a worm.

Gemzodsit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gemzodsit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gemzodsit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.