Tadgofart is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart owl.

Tadgofart created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadgofart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadgofart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tadgofart's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tadgofart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.