Mutortfidlip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous horse.

Mutortfidlip created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mutortfidlip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutortfidlip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mutortfidlip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mutortfidlip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mutortfidlip first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always obey Mutortfidlip's priests.
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