Hitponbat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody horse.

Hitponbat created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hitponbat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitponbat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitponbat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hitponbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing purple dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.