Mislistyok Sandunstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, conceited skunk.

Mislistyok Sandunstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mislistyok Sandunstaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mislistyok Sandunstaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Mislistyok Sandunstaf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mislistyok Sandunstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not place carrots upon stone.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.