Xucquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow hedgehog.

Xucquart created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucquart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xucquart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xucquart's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Xucquart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucquart.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the east.
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