Lunhuggud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy jellyfish.

Lunhuggud created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lunhuggud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lunhuggud, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lunhuggud's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lunhuggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Never talk about optics near manatees while wearing yellow rings.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Lunhuggud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never touch water while tainted.