Gubdud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair capybara.

Gubdud created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubdud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gubdud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gubdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing brown boots.

2. Worship no other gods but Gubdud.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Always look after injured cats.