Stigquarthap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous frog.

Stigquarthap created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Stigquarthap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stigquarthap, she will turn you into a rat.

Stigquarthap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stigquarthap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.