Gunhatsog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody giraffe.

Gunhatsog created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhatsog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gunhatsog, it will be very sad.

Gunhatsog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gunhatsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.