Wegtik is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful
squid.
Wegtik created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegtik, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Wegtik, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Wegtik's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Wegtik's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Never think ill of sick goats.
5. Run away if eight frogs approach from the south.