Yarbugbass is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm bear.

Yarbugbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarbugbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarbugbass, she will turn you into a slug.

Yarbugbass' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yarbugbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Do not chant at forests.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Never eat bark.