Barnlibgan is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating
bird.
Barnlibgan created the Sol system three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Barnlibgan, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Barnlibgan, she will jump up and down on your head.
Barnlibgan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Barnlibgan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always help nematodes in need.