Jop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid swallow.

Jop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jop, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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