Xucksomkim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable eagle.

Xucksomkim created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucksomkim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucksomkim, she will make you grow a tail.

Xucksomkim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xucksomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Xucksomkim on top of all buildings.