Hitniggof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able dugong.

Hitniggof created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitniggof, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitniggof, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hitniggof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hitniggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing during dusk.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Do not turn your feet toward south.