Mutlanxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind parrot.

Mutlanxin created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Mutlanxin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutlanxin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mutlanxin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mutlanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing orange coats and balancing four tin spheres on your back.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Mutlanxin in the centre of the settlement.
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