Weezodrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish goblin.

Weezodrat created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weezodrat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weezodrat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weezodrat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Weezodrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention pigs.