Cunfagweg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sage salamander.

Cunfagweg created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfagweg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunfagweg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cunfagweg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cunfagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.