Dimrulcit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish turtle.

Dimrulcit created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimrulcit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimrulcit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dimrulcit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dimrulcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Hide if four ducks approach from the west.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to mice while wearing brown hats.

5. Never look in ponds.
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