Dintabort is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust giraffe.

Dintabort created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintabort, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dintabort, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dintabort's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dintabort's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during spring.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dintabort in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.