Hitxemflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental gnu.

Hitxemflag created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitxemflag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitxemflag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hitxemflag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hitxemflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Hitxemflag seven times a day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at nebulae.