Cedlinham is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving hydra.

Cedlinham created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedlinham, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedlinham, she will turn you into a worm.

Cedlinham's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cedlinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing blue boots and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.