Pibbemflig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident lizard.

Pibbemflig created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbemflig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibbemflig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pibbemflig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pibbemflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Pibbemflig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.