Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy wren.

Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Latsugveglabpanbanlarglad.

4. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.