Nuttmifboss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent cat.

Nuttmifboss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmifboss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttmifboss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuttmifboss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nuttmifboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nuttmifboss' name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.