Ransugfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic slug.

Ransugfoss created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ransugfoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ransugfoss, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ransugfoss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ransugfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Do not make images of living things.