Wot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking rat.

Wot created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Wot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wot, she will turn you into a rat.

Wot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wot.