Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish yak.

Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bumstigtargfab Kapominmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

5. Always look after injured foxes.