Zimapplib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate pig.

Zimapplib created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimapplib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zimapplib, she will not invite you to parties.

Zimapplib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zimapplib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the north.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never skip in the presence of foxes.