Apphanbud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Apphanbud created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Apphanbud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Apphanbud, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Apphanbud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Apphanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

5. Never sprint in the presence of hamsters.