Flagdumgun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent snail.

Flagdumgun created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdumgun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flagdumgun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flagdumgun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flagdumgun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagdumgun.

3. Put Flagdumgun first in all things.

4. You must love Flagdumgun.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.