Getbog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, loving porpoise.

Getbog created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Getbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getbog, he will turn you into a duck.

Getbog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Getbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Always pray immersed in water.