Jabcetwod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced mink.

Jabcetwod created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcetwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jabcetwod, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jabcetwod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jabcetwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Put Jabcetwod first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always wear magenta.