Febgudhug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless salamander.

Febgudhug created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgudhug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Febgudhug, she will send you a sign.

Febgudhug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Febgudhug's Holy Commandments

1. Febgudhug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.