Butmutgep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent penguin.

Butmutgep created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmutgep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butmutgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Butmutgep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Butmutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Butmutgep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Butmutgep's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.