Yatlad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish crocodile.

Yatlad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatlad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatlad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yatlad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Yatlad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.