Weeyonwot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable naga.

Weeyonwot created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeyonwot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weeyonwot, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Weeyonwot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Weeyonwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if four otters approach from the north.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Weeyonwot must be the most important thing in your life.