Hasbissdan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited snake.

Hasbissdan created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbissdan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hasbissdan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hasbissdan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hasbissdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hasbissdan on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hasbissdan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Hasbissdan.

5. Do not drink alcohol.