Kikcabwee is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent grasshopper.

Kikcabwee created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcabwee, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kikcabwee, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kikcabwee's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kikcabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.