Stikcepdit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic swallow.

Stikcepdit created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcepdit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikcepdit, he will curse you with boils.

Stikcepdit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stikcepdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Run away if five tortoises approach from the south.