Fosshitweg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, intelligent chicken.

Fosshitweg created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fosshitweg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fosshitweg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fosshitweg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fosshitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fosshitweg in the centre of the settlement.