Stigdaghap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful slug.

Stigdaghap created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdaghap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigdaghap, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Stigdaghap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stigdaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing violet tights and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

4. Always obey Stigdaghap's priests.

5. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing purple rings.