Betgadtig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical zebra.

Betgadtig created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Betgadtig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Betgadtig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Betgadtig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Betgadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.