Kikrowkinsugman is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing donkey.

Kikrowkinsugman created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikrowkinsugman, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikrowkinsugman, he will send you a sign.

Kikrowkinsugman's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kikrowkinsugman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Do not place carrots upon stone.

5. Kikrowkinsugman loves rats, so they must be honoured.