Lippigdag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow dolphin.

Lippigdag created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippigdag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lippigdag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lippigdag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lippigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about archaea.