Quillablimnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring snail.

Quillablimnil created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillablimnil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillablimnil, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quillablimnil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Quillablimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Quillablimnil loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.