Sanfarntin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying chinchilla.

Sanfarntin created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfarntin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanfarntin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sanfarntin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sanfarntin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back mauve.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.