Armdapqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid wolf.

Armdapqueeg created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Armdapqueeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armdapqueeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Armdapqueeg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Armdapqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never stain your head with gray.

4. Never gather eight rats near towers.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Armdapqueeg on top of important buildings.