Xuccamcim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful badger.

Xuccamcim created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuccamcim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuccamcim, she will send you a sign.

Xuccamcim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xuccamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Xuccamcim's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.