Doglibhen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable grasshopper.

Doglibhen created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doglibhen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doglibhen, she will be very unhappy.

Doglibhen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Doglibhen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Doglibhen.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Never think about optics near great tits while wearing white shirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.