Stercamdap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Stercamdap created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Stercamdap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stercamdap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stercamdap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stercamdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Worship no other gods but Stercamdap.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Do not listen to music.