Mittifveg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish centaur.

Mittifveg created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittifveg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mittifveg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mittifveg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mittifveg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing white corsets and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.