Sandlistkik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty centipede.

Sandlistkik created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlistkik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandlistkik, he will turn you into a rat.

Sandlistkik's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sandlistkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandlistkik.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.