Listfityik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident camel.

Listfityik created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfityik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listfityik, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listfityik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Listfityik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while filled with pride.

2. You must love Listfityik.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Listfityik's name in vain.