Vadhas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive wyvern.

Vadhas created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadhas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadhas, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vadhas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not kill whales.