Vedjabjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful wyvern.

Vedjabjam created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjabjam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedjabjam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vedjabjam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vedjabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Always remove coats before touching iron.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.