Tofxintan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome otter.

Tofxintan created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofxintan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tofxintan, he will be very unhappy.

Tofxintan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tofxintan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tofxintan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Never leap near eagles.