Sombudlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent rat.

Sombudlog created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sombudlog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sombudlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sombudlog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sombudlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always face the north before whisper.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.